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David's 40th Bday Bash
David Cohen turns 40 on Saturday (remember to wish him a happy bday) and the Techstars teams couldn’t think of a better gift for him other than another Startup…naturally.
Unfortunately, in order to protect the intellectual property of this mind blowing new collaborative effort, I cannot release the full business plan. But I can confirm that it integrates Flux Capacity’s photo manipulation algorithms with Ignighter’s shady sexy fixation with groups of hotties having sex fun on the beach. It also contains bits and pieces of the most effective aspects of every other ‘08 Techstars company. The end result is impressive to say the least - which is why we’ve all made the executive decision to concentrate all our efforts into making this company succeed. I hope David agrees that this is the right focus. The full name is a mouthful, so you can just call it Buyverfoodmurfligym-x Software Company for short. The company will launch on Investor Day in August, so stay tuned for details. Sending a special shout out to Ignighter & Flux for a sweeet preso.
Secondly, we all created a quick video spot with a personalized happy birthday message to David. Andrew Hyde edited the video and added all of the hilarious references to old people (a.k.a. David), and all the other teams added their unique pieces. Foodzie ate David’s bday cake, Ignighter gifted their own team with Techstars equity, Samantha from Highway Girl sang a beautiful happy bday acapella, and Travelfli got their asses kicked by Brad and David in the inaugural 40th Bday Travelfli Tennis Match. It was an exciting night, to say the least. Second shout out to Foodzie for organizing the bday surprise….
Happy Birthday David and cheers to all of the teams for being creative and HILARIOUS.
Brad got cold…
David got tired…